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Abusive Balloons

100% guaranteed to deflate. Our offensive balloons will convey what you truly feel deep inside.

Did Gary's son get married? Did your friend give birth? Did your coworker get a raise? 

Congratu-fucking-lations with a side of no one cares.


These balloons are extra shitty, it was great!

Some shitty customer