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About Us

Shitty Balloons came about when we went to a graduation ceremony and saw how super happy everyone were with their "Congrats" balloons. We wanted people to showcase how they really felt deep inside... "No one cares". You're welcome!

Our shitty balloons will make grown adults giggle like schoolgirls.

This site was created to put a smile on people's faces. It's not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are buying our shitty balloons with the intent to ruin someone's day, then you're a shithead.