Did your BFF get engaged? She's a slut. Did your homeboy get a new girl? He's a slut.
Show them how much you care by telling them that they're not fucking special and give them a flying fuck. Literally. Get these shitty balloons for your special BFF.
If you can't openly express this to your BFF, why are you BFFs?
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This party blows
No one cares
Why are we friends?
You're a slut
You're not fucking special
Here's a flying fuck